Veronica Mars, Season 2

Veronica:
[making out with Logan] My dad is probably watching us through a telescope.

Logan:
He's probably impressed with your virtue.

Veronica:
[laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.

Logan:
[Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid.

Veronica:
Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty?

Logan:
What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.

Veronica:
The things guys'll say to get past second base.