Veronica Mars, Season 2

Kendall:
Hi, baby. What took you so long? [she kisses Logan]

Logan:
Well, if I had known you were throwing yourself at my roommate, [wipes lips] I'd have raced home.

Kendall:
I brought a surprise for you. I figured you and Duncan could try it. Maybe if you boys play nice, you could share or... take turns or something.

Logan:
Duncan's not into that sort of thing, pumpkin.

Kendall:
No, I'm talking about Dick's Maserati.

Trina:
Wait a minute. Are you like, sleeping with my little brother? What is he - 13?

Kendall:
Thirteen? He wishes. So, is this your much older sister I've heard nothing about?

Logan:
Oh, yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.

Trina:
Hmm. I'm guessing she's the wet one. Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got places to be.

Kendall:
Where? Is there a club where you, Dedee Pfeiffer, Joey Travolta, and Melissa Rivers all meet for drinks?

Trina:
There is. I don't think you'd like it. It's 21 and over. We're hitting an after party at Chuck E. Cheese though, if you're free. Okay, well, I need him in bed by ten p.m. sharp, he's got school tomorrow. [squeezes Logan's cheeks] Night, all. [exits]

Logan:
Well, the joke's on her - she came over to borrow my video camera. The girl does love a good exit line.