Veronica Mars, Season 2

Veronica:
The truth is, as a baby, you were left in a Neptune High girl's bathroom on prom night twenty-five years ago.

Trina:
No way. Ashton Kutcher is hiding somewhere, right? Ashton, come out! You can't get me that easy.

Veronica:
Trina, I'm dead serious.

Trina:
Okay. If you're joking, you really can act. You're a natural.

Veronica:
You were found in a girls' bathroom on prom night.

Trina:
What? So you mean my mother was like, one of those trashy sluts that dumped me in a garbage can?

Veronica:
I'm... pretty sure Celeste Kane is your mom.

Trina:
Well, there's worse news you could've given me. They've got billions!

Veronica:
I suppose they do. Um... I was going to use this audition tape to smoke her out, shame her. I was gonna send this video to all the tabloids.

Trina:
Oh, you're a rascal, Veronica Mars.

Veronica:
Am I? I was thinking I was something else... less flattering.

Trina:
You know, if we hurry, that tape can make tonight's Entertainment News. Oh, it's the least big Pat can do for me after leaving all those pervy messages on my voicemail.