Veronica Mars, Season 2

Veronica:
And how can I help you, sir?

Weevil:
I need a favor.

Veronica:
Ah, a favor - one of our specialties.

Weevil:
I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church.

Veronica:
Um... I'm sorry. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street?

Logan:
[from the next table over] It's not just for him.

Veronica:
Isn't this a very odd coincidence? Or, wait - are you guys, like, roomies now and he ate your peanut butter and now you're not speaking?

Logan:
Funny you should bring up roomies, as I just lost one. I don't suppose you could help me find where Duncan disappeared?

Veronica:
Ooh, sorry, one favor per customer.

Weevil:
Uh, yeah, can we stay focused here? 'Cause if we're seen together by the wrong people, that would be bad.

Veronica:
So, this is sneaking? I've got a pantomine-horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?

Logan:
Yeah, I'm glad my misfortunes amuse you.