Veronica Mars, Season 2

Cliff:
They've set a trial date sixty days from today.

Logan:
Whatever will I wear?

Cliff:
The D.A. is offering a one-time deal, a plea bargain.

Logan:
I'm not interested.

Cliff:
You should be. They're talking involuntary manslaughter. That brings your maximum sentence down from eleven years to four. With good behavior - if you could muster some - you'd be out in half that.

Logan:
[incredulous] Two years?

Cliff:
Logan, [sighs] let me remind you the prosecution has witnesses. The good kind - eyewitnesses.

Logan:
Cholo lowlives and a lying cokehead plastic surgeon.

Cliff:
A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor. And how many jurors you think we can find in Neptune who haven't been exposed to your winning charm in the "Tinseltown Diaries"? Jurors love convicting smug, rich boys - it's a fact. I've asked around - and I hope this isn't news to you, but no one likes you.

Logan:
Even if I had stabbed Felix, which I didn't, it would've been self defense. I got jumped by a gang. Argue that.

Cliff:
I plan to, but the doctor didn't see a gang. He saw three bikers, one of them bleeding to death, a knife in your hand. He'll testify that you weren't in peril when you stabbed Felix.

Logan:
No deal.

Cliff:
Well, if it helps you decide on your wardrobe, I'll be wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt.