Veronica Mars, Season 2

Mac:
This serves as a preemptive apology for the conversation that's about to take place. Okay, and... Beaver and I occasionally, you know, make out.

Veronica:
I made out once, back in the day. I think he had me pinned up against a woolly mammoth.

Mac:
So, not that I'm an expert in this stuff, but four months, typical high school boy - there should be some... under-the-bra action, no?

Veronica:
Let me consult my 'Idiot's Guide to Wanton Behavior': basically, you're asking me because I'm the sluttiest person you know?

Mac:
Um, "slutty" is your word choice. Mine was "worldly."

Veronica:
So four months and nada?

Mac:
Hand holding, kissing.

Veronica:
Tongue?

Mac:
Some tongue.

Veronica:
Ass grabbing?

Mac:
Helped me brush the dog hair off my pants once.