The Vicar of Dibley, Season 1

David Horton:
What was that socialist tract you were spouting from the pulpit last week?

Geraldine:
I've got a feeling it was the Sermon on the Mount.

David Horton:
Jesus did not tell rich people to give all their money away.

Geraldine:
I think you'll find he did actually!

David Horton:
Nonsense. What did he say to the sick man? "Take up thy bed and walk." In other words "Help yourself". "On your bike."

Geraldine:
Are you trying to establish a direct spiritual link between Jesus Christ and Norman Tebbit?

David Horton:
You can't deny there are similarities.

Geraldine:
[Loudly] There bloody are not!