Victorious, Season 4

(the doorbell rings)

Tori:
Who is that? (opens the door. It was a little girl.) Hello.

Girl:
Will you help me? I'm lost!

Tori:
You're lost?

Girl:
Uh huh. Will you please call my mom and tell her where I am?

Tori:
Uh, yeah sure. I will call your mom----

Jade:
WAIT!

Tori:
What?

Jade:
It's a trick! So we'll use our phones!

Girl:
It's not a trick!

Tori:
WHO SENT YOU?

Girl:
I have asthma!!!!!

Tori:
WAS IT ANDRE?! ROBBIE?! BECK?! WHO?!

Girl:
I just got lost! I took the wrong bus!

Jade:
Well. You know what happens to little girls with asthma who take the wrong bus?

Girl:
No.

Jade:
They get a face full of door!

Girl:
What does that mean?! (Jade slams the door in the girl's face)

Jade:
Little grunch!

Tori:
Can't you believe those guys try to trick us with a lost little girl, just to try to make us use our phones?

Jade:
Jerks.

Tori:
(in a shocked face) Unless she really was a lost little girl. (gasps) What if she was?

Jade:
She'll learn a valuable lesson, you know: Always......take the right bus. (Cat, who was tied in a leash, manages to bite it off)

Tori:
Cat!

Jade:
She chewed through our leash!

Cat:
I'M FREE! I'M FREE! (Jade and Tori chase Cat throughout the house)