Beverly Hills, 90210, Season 1

[Brenda walks into the Peach Pit dressed up as singing waitress Laverne]

Brenda:
Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.

Nat:
I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?

Brenda:
Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!

[Sal the Customer laughs]

Brenda:
See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.

Nat:
He's a customer who needs an order taken.

Brenda:
Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?

Nat:
We don't have any specials!

Brenda:
The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?

Sal the Customer:
Anything you want, sweetheart!

Brenda:
You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?

Sal the Customer:
Bring it on!

Brenda:
Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.

Nat:
We what?

Brenda:
Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.

Nat:
Brenda, you're too much.

Brenda:
It's Laverne...thank you!