The War at Home, Season One

Dave:
(to Vicky about Omar) Why should I apologize to him?

Vicky:
Because this is Hillary's boyfriend's family and after the way you acted, I wouldn't be surprised if they never even let him see her again.

Dave:
Good! Good. Then this barbecue wasn't all for nothing.

Vicky:
Okay, fine. You know what? Do it. Don't do it. It's your decision.

Dave:
Huh! And what? If I don't apologize, you're going to what? Like, withold sex from me?

Vicky:
No, why should I be punished? I'll have sex with you, but don't expect me to talk to you.

Dave:
You know, sex with no talking, that's, uh, not exactly a threat, Vicky.