The War at Home, Season One

The War at Home is an American sitcom that ran from September 2005 to April 2007 on Fox. It followed the antics of a largely dysfunctional and bitter Long Island family. more »

Mike (to Hillary):
Okay, here's the deal. If I go into the honors program, I'll have a built-in excuse for getting bad grades.

Hillary:
Wow, maybe I should go into the honors program.

Mike:
On the other hand, everyone's gonna call me a geek, and I'll have no chance of landing a hot girl. I mean, I'll be facing Larry-like odds.

Hillary:
Oh, yeah, I see your point.

Mike:
But being in honors could actually improve my chances. There are 22 hot girls in the regular program and about 300 guys, which means I have a 1-in-14 probability of getting one. But in honors, I'd be the one normal guy competing for the one cute girl. My odds go from 7% to 100%. So, balancing all those factors, what do you think I should do?

Hillary:
I think you should go into the smart group 'cause I don't even know what the hell you're talking about anymore.

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