Beverly Hills, 90210, Season 2

Mel Silver:
You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.

Jackie Taylor:
Oh, It's gorgeous.

Kelly:
Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?

Jackie:
I don't think so.

David:
So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?

Kelly:
Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Mel:
Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.

Kelly:
Why?

Jackie:
So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.

Kelly:
Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.

Jackie:
Kelly!

Mel:
Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.

David:
Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Kelly:
I hardly think that that's possible.

Jackie:
David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.

David:
Yeah. Something like that.

Kelly:
I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.

David:
It's nothing personal.

Kelly:
No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...

Jackie:
Kelly...

Mel:
David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.

Kelly:
Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.

Jackie:
Let's order.

Kelly:
Actually, I've lost my appetite.

Mel:
You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.

Kelly:
Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.

Jackie:
Kelly! That's enough!

Mel:
How 'bout a drink, to start.

Kelly:
A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?

Jackie:
I'll have a mineral water.

Mel:
Whatever.

Kelly:
Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!

Jackie:
KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!