The West Wing, Season One

Josh:
A couple of things for you to bear in mind. First of all, he didn't know she was a call girl when he slept with her. He didn't pay her. He didn't participate in, have knowledge of, or witness anything illegal. Or for that matter, unethical, amoral, or suspect.

C.J.:
Okay. A couple things for you to bear in mind. None of that matters on Hard Copy!

Josh:
You're overreacting.

C.J.:
Am I?

Josh:
Yes.

C.J.:
As women are prone to do.

Josh:
That's not what I meant.

C.J.:
That's always what you mean.

Josh:
You know what, C.J., I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista! ...whoa, that was way too far.

C.J.:
No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist Harvard fascist missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!

Josh:
Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?

C.J.:
I'm a whole new woman.

Josh:
You look like a million bucks, by the way.

C.J.:
Don't try to make up with me.