The West Wing, Season One

[Josh and Sam have joined Charlie in confronting the guys who are hassling Zoe]

Josh:
[Pressing Zoe's panic button] Yeah. You guys don't realize it, but you're having a pretty bad night.

Guy 1:
[Sarcastic and aggressive] Oh really - and who's gonna give it to us, huh?

[The door slams open and Secret Service agents burst in]

Agent:
Federal Agents!

[Josh and Sam raise their arms and point at the three guys]

Sam and Josh:
Right here!

[The agents grab the startled and protesting guys and force them head-first onto the bar whilst one grabs Zoe and guides her out protectively]

Agent:
Shut up! I swear to God I'll blow your head off. Everybody stand back.

Guy 1:
[to Charlie] Hey, I ain't done with you Sammy.

Charlie:
My name is Charlie Young, jackass. And if that bulge in your pocket's an 8-ball of blow, you'll be spending Spring Break in a Federal Prison. [to Josh] Now I'm having a good time.