The West Wing, Season One

Leo:
One in three?

C.J.:
Yes.

Leo:
He said one in three White House staffers are on drugs?

C.J.:
Yes.

Leo:
Where does he get these stats?

C.J.:
Leo-

Leo:
I mean where does he pull them from?

C.J.:
Out of the clear blue sky, but that doesn't matter!

Leo:
[to Margaret] Is someone bringing me a tape on this?

Mandy:
This isn't happening to me.

Leo:
Nothing's happened, stay cool.

Sam:
[walks in] Is it possible for Peter Lillianfield to be a bigger jackass? You think if he tried hard, there's room for him to be a slightly bigger horse's ass than he's being right now?

C.J.:
At some point you hit your head on the ceiling, don't you?

Sam:
I think there's unexplored potential.

Josh:
[enters] 'Sup.

Mandy:
Josh.

Josh:
Five White House staffers in the room. I would like to say to the 1.6 of you who are stoned right now that it's time to share.