The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

Sheldon:
According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk, you'll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack but appears well enough to be playing Doodle Jump on his iPhone. [Holding clipboard] We have to fill these out. Describe the illness or injury.

Penny:
I dislocated my shoulder.

Sheldon:
Alright, and how did the accident occur?

Penny:
You already know that.

Sheldon:
[writing] Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks. Okay, medical history. Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon:
Kidney disease?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon:
Migraines?

Penny:
Getting one.

Sheldon:
Are you currently pregnant?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon:
Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.

Penny:
Change migraine to 'yes'.

Sheldon:
When was your last menstrual period?

Penny:
Oh, Next question!

Sheldon:
I'll put 'in progress'. Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders, list all behavioral diagnoses e.g. depression, anxiety etcetera.

Penny:
Oh, my God! What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?!

Sheldon:
[Writing] Episodes of sub-psychotic rage.

Penny:
Ass!

Sheldon:
Possible Tourettes.