The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

Raj:
Okay, let's check out the females.

Sheldon:
Alright, there's a female.

Raj:
That's Professor Wilkinson's wife, she's like 80 years old!

Sheldon:
But she's female, isn't that the game?

Raj:
No, I'm looking for a hookup.

Sheldon:
Oh. So the point of this exercise is to find someone for you to copulate with.

Raj:
Not so loud, but ideally yes.

Sheldon:
And what is my function as wingman?

Raj:
You help me run my game.

Sheldon:
Alright, and what is your game?

Raj:
When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.

[Abby walks by and notices Sheldon's lantern]

Abby:
Hey, that's pretty cool, what is it?

Sheldon:
It's a limited edition Green Lantern lantern. My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.

Abby:
[laughs] You're very funny, I'm Abby.

Sheldon:
I'm Sheldon.

Raj:
How do you do? Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. Call me Raj.

Abby:
Hey Raj, where are you from?

Raj:
The mysterious, sub-continent of India.

Abby:
Ooh, India.

Raj:
You know India?

Abby:
I saw Slumdog Millionaire.

Raj:
Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.

Sheldon:
I thought your father was a gynecologist? [Raj looks at him] Sorry. [Smiles and nods]

Abby:
Hey, Martha, come over here. Meet Sheldon and Raj.

Martha:
Is that the limited edition Green Lantern lantern?

Sheldon:
In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight. [Holds up his ring to the lantern and it lights up.]

Martha:
Oh, that is so awesome.

Sheldon:
Thank you. [To Raj] Have you chosen one to copulate with?