Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1

Gigi:
Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend.

Harper:
Nice shoes!

[Alex gives Harper a look]

Harper:
I mean.. Pfft! I don't care about you or your shoes!

Gigi:
Yeah. I've had these shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean I'd give them to you, but I'm already donating them to :another charity.

Alex:
No! You should keep them. They go well with your eyebrow.

Gigi:
Well, at least I don't have man-hands. How do you get those meat-stubs through your sleeves?

Harper:
And what happened to you two? Pick your noses so hard they fell off?

Gigi:
They got nose jobs.

Gigi's Copycat Crew:
When they heal, they'll look exactly like Gigi's!

Alex:
Oh. Maybe we're all monkeys!