Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 2

Jerry:
No Alex, you stay, you're not disqualified. I got that fair and square. [stands up] YOUR MOTHER IS STACKING THE TEAMS AGAINST ME!!

Justin:
That's what I'm talking about!

Theresa:
What? You heard her she cheated.

Justin:
And I'm livid. You know what? They should both be disqualified out of here.

Jerry:
Oh, this is totally bogus!

Max:
Dad's pouting 'cause he lost a fight again,

Theresa:
No! We are not fighting, that's one thing we are not doing; we're not fighting. So stop fighting! The neighbors can hear us!

Woman:
That's it! I'm calling the cops.

Jerry:
(moves his arms like he's karate chopping)

Max:
Karate Kid!

Jerry:
We are not fighting! We're trying to make a good impression!