The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

Raj:
[teaching Sheldon how to calm himself with meditation] Okay, Sheldon, imagine the place you feel most at home. Where is that?

Sheldon:
Sim City. In particular, the Sim city I designed: Sheldonopolis.

Raj:
Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis,

Sheldon:
Where exactly? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the fighting Sheldons?

Raj:
Whatever you like.

Sheldon:
I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.

Raj:
Fine, you're in Sheldon Square.

Sheldon:
Really? This time of year? It's a bit nippy.

Raj:
Then put on a sweater.

Sheldon:
I suppose I could run downtown and pick something up at Shel-Mart.

Raj:
Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.

Sheldon:
You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.

Raj:
You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater!

Sheldon:
Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter by taking product off the shelves willy-nilly.

Raj:
Alright. You've paid for a sweater and you're in Sheldon Square.

Sheldon:
Hang on. It's a cardigan. I have to button it. [He does so] Oh, no!

Raj:
What now?

Sheldon:
A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city. I have to get my people to safety. People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me! If the children can't run leave them behind! Oh, the simulated horror! [Raj leaves and slams the door. Sheldon opens his eyes] Raj? [To himself] Just as I suspected. Meditation is nothing but hokum.