Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 3

Juliet:
(licking a red substance that looks like blood from her hand)

Alex:
Oh my gosh, she did it.

Harper:
(gets a empty doughnut) The vampire took all of the jelly out of this doughnut!

Alex:
And no weight gain because you're dead!

Harper:
The jelly does kinda of look like blood.

Juliet:
Yeah, that's why vampires carry jelly doughnuts.

Alex:
(laughs) You're awesome.

Juliet:
I know.

Alex:
And I don't say that to any of my brother's girlfriends because they're all monsters. I mean there was a centaur, a werewolf.

Juliet:
Well I'm a vampire.

Alex:
Yeah but you have normal feet.

Juliet:
That's true.

Alex:
Okay, I have to ask you something. Why would somebody cool as you would be dating my brother?

Juliet:
Well I find that if you're a little cooler than your boyfriend, he'll never dump you!

Alex and Harper:
Ohhhh!

Harper:
Okay, now I gotta ask you something. When you turn into a bat where do your clothes go?

Juliet:
Well you're not really thinking about that when you're going (waves her arms) WHOOO! WHOO! WHOO!