Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 3

Stevie:
Hello prisoners. (picks up a guy's hat, drops it, and points at Mr. Laritate) Warden.

Mr. Laritate:
(smiles meekly)

Stevie:
(takes another guy's device) Sorry I'm late. I had a phone call (looks at Eddie) with you mom. She said, "Get out of chair!"

Eddie:
(goes to different chair)

Stevie:
(sits down comfortably)

Alex:
(turns to Stevie) Who are you?

Stevie:
I'm Stevie. Last name...I don't want to know yours so why do you want to know mine?

Mr. Laritate:
She makes you look like him. (motions to Justin)

Justin:
(waves)

Mr. Laritate:
All right, I'll be back to let you out of the cage at three. If need anything, you should have thought of that before you acted up. (leaves and closes the door)

Alex:
(gets up) Hey Stevie, why don't you tell me a bedtime story about how you ended up in detention so fast? (takes a pillow hidden from inside a globe)

Stevie:
Got caught for some stuff in my old school, so they're making me make up detention here. But it's cool. It's the quickest way to meet my people.

Alex:
(gets a sound machine from behind a plague on the wall) You're people? Oh, you mean people like me! Thank you! That's so sweet! (makes a hammock) Now, if you'll excuse me. I need a couple of more hours shut eye under a gentle rain. (turns the sound machine on and the machine plays sounds of rain)

Eddie:
Yeah you gotta turn that down. It makes me want to go numero uno.