Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 3

Mr. Finkle:
We're really sorry to take your little lady away from you like this.

Justin:
Who are you talking about?

Mrs. Finkle:
Word on the street is that you two lovebirds are quite a big-ticket item.

Justin:
Oh! Me and Harper. No, Harper is dating Zeke. Zeke Biekerman.

Mr. Finkle:
Zeke Biek-erman? It rhymes! Must be a stage name. Last thing we need is for our daughter to date another Johnny Stagedoor.

Mrs. Finkle:
Being a couple of loose cannon undependable show biz types ourselves, we were hoping our daughter would wind up with some nice, boring, accountable square like yourself.