Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 4

Alex:
[on Mason's back and jumps off] Whew, we're back. Hm, long walk!

Mason:
[breathing heavily] Yep! For some of us it was!

Alex:
Excuse me! My arms are tired from hanging on and trying to steer. Your ears are really tiny but really cute. [smiles]

Mason:
[smiles and rubs his ear]

Justin:
While we were stuck in that government facility I was afraid I would never see Waverly Place again. I missed you. [kisses the ground] There's definitely a horse parade here recently.

Jerry:
[exhausted] I must have lost thirty pounds on that walk. Do you know how long it's going to take me to gain them back?

Justin:
Why is the Sub Station all boarded up?

Theresa:
Oh gosh. I gotta get in there! I wanna take a bath without someone yelling at me, "Hey lady, get out of my pool!" [bangs on the door]

Harper:
Go away government agents! I have a soda gun and its loaded with root beer!

Jerry:
Harper, it's us! We escaped from the government guys!

Harper:
I'm not falling for that! The real Russos are too lame to escape from anywhere.

Alex:
Harper!!! [bangs on the door] Open up!! We'd flash in there but we don't have our powers. We only got back by hitching rides, taking buses, and a lot of walking.

Mason:
[whips his head to her] YOU DIDN'T WALK AT ALL!!! YOU HAD ME CARRY YOU LIKE A CAMEL!!! [smiles] Love.

Harper:
Too lazy to walk? Oh Alex it really is you! All right, hold on. I'll let you in. I just have to dismantle a bunch of booby traps I set up to protect myself.