Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 4

Justin:
I can't contact anybody in the Wizard World. I've tried WizCom, WizPhone, WizText, and just straight up yelling into the thing. (opens portal door) Hello! Are you listening?

Mason:
Nothing but a WizEcho.

Alex:
(snorts) It's just a regular echo, Mason. We don't put "wiz" in front of everything.

Jerry:
Look! The Wizmergency Wizlight is on! That means the powers are still down. Oh no, the government must have captured everyone.

Alex:
This is bad. That means they still have Professor Crumbs too. (goes in the restaurant kitchen and goes on the phone) Hello? I'd like to speak with the officer in charge.

Jerry:
What are you doing?

Alex:
I'm calling the police. We have to do something to save the Wizard World. Hello officer yes I'd like to report-

Justin:
(grabs phone) That you are doing a great job. Yep. Keep it up. Love ya! (hangs up phone) Alex! What were you gonna tell them?

Alex:
(trying not to laugh) Not that I love them.

Justin:
People don't hear it enough. Alex, you know you can't reveal magic.

Max:
Even I know that. That's why I just make people think I'm dumb. So if I slip up they'd figure, "Ah that kid's an idiot." I slip up all the time so...who's dumb now?

Jerry:
Alex, you can't call the police. We just need to lay low for awhile until this blows over and do nothing.

Alex:
The wizard world is captured and you want us to do nothing? Fine. (goes upstairs)

Theresa:
The one time we ask the laziest girl on Earth to do nothing, she wants to do something!

Mason:
I'm just happy she didn't ask me to carry her up the stairs.