Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 4

Mason:
(burps then smiles nervously) I ate Dean.

Alex and Harper:
(shocked)

Max:
(gives Mason a thumbs up)

Alex:
Mason! You can't just go around eating people! This isn't-this isn't-(turns to Harper) What place are we trying to think of Harper?

Harper:
No place! There's no place where you can just go around eating people!

Mason:
I'm sorry.

Alex:
You're sorry?! How could you do this?!

Mason:
Well it was easy because his hair was greasy and then he kinda got stuck at the shoulders.

Max:
Yeah so then this guy started choking so then I just shrunk Dean down and made him easier to eat. :(pats Mason's back)

Alex:
(looks at Harper)

Mason:
Alex, I'm sorry. I saw how well you were getting along with Dean and I guess I got a little jealous.

Alex:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT HIM!