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The Big Bang Theory, Season 4

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Mrs. Wolowitz:
[as Howard is unlocking the front door] Who's there?! Are you a sex criminal?!

Howard:
Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma! [goes inside]

Mrs. Wolowitz:
Where were you so late?!

Howard:
I was out with Bernadette!

Mrs. Wolowitz:
I know what that means! I watch Dr. Phil! [short pause] I hope to God you used a condom!

Howard:
I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!

Mrs. Wolowitz:
God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!

Howard:
Nobody has a disease!

Mrs. Wolowitz:
I hope not! I share a toilet with you! Is that what you want!? To give your mother herpies!?

Howard:
That's it! I don't have to take this! [comes back outside, yelling at the front door] And good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!

[He starts to leave, then goes back to the door and unlocks it again]

Mrs. Wolowitz:
Who's there?! Are you a sex criminal?!

Howard:
[going back inside] Still leaving; I just forgot my Claritin!

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