Workaholics, Season 1

Adam:
Did you get the tickets?

Blake:
I don't want to talk about it.

Adam:
What happened?

Blake:
Look, I didn't get the tickets, okay?

Adam:
Look at me. Jesus. You saw dick, didn't you? Didn't you?!

Blake:
Yeah. It was Montez's. And he saw me. And there was a lot of screaming and running and I just-

Adam:
Shhh. It's okay. It's okay, bro. Who cares? Get in here. [they hug] We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see, right? When I was in the boy scouts, I accidently saw Ryan Coe's penis on a canoeing trip.

Blake:
Really?

Adam:
Yeah. I couldn't look at him. He couldn't look at me. We were best friends, bro. And we couldn't even be in the same room together. You know why?

Blake:
Why?

Adam:
'Cause there was an imbalance in our relationship.

Blake:
So what'd you do?

Adam:
I found a balance, dude. I showed that kid my penis and restored order to the universe. It's called the boy scout rule of "D"s. And it always works.