Workaholics, Season 1

IT guy:
Excuse me, could you move this box so I can get to the outlet?

Adam:
No prob, Bob.

IT guy:
It's Bret.

Adam:
No sweat, Bret. [looking through the box] Look at this. Finally found a t-shirt that's gonna house those bodacious "C" cups of yours, Ders. Come on, give me a little shake, baby. Come on, mama. Shake it for us. [Anders shakes his chest] Yeah!

Blake:
How does he do that?

Adam:
Uh, magnificent. And let's give one to Bret here. It's a parting gift. Thanks, buddy.

IT guy:
Thank you.

Adam:
You earned it.

Montez:
Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh? This nerd show up for one day to do my job, I'm here every day- Y'all never gave me a t-shirt.

Anders:
Montez, that's because you're not an I.T. guy.

Montez:
Okay, I'm not an I.T. guy. All right, who took that porando off his computer? Hmm? Who Sent y'all all them dope web videos? Remember that chocolate rain, huh? What about that GIF where the penguin fell through the ice?

Anders:
Yeah!

Montez:
Remember that one? And that Leroy Jenkins joint? That was next level.

Adam:
Yeah, that was good. But it came out, like, five years ago.

Montez:
You don't respect the classics.