WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1987

[Piper's Pit]

Piper:
I promised it to you this week. I ain't gonna fool around, I promised-- (Jesse Ventura grabs the mic)

Jesse:
Hey, I got one thing to say Piper, my man is here. The man who I promised is here. What about you?

Piper:
My man you're talking about?

Jesse:
My man's here.

Piper:
Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome the heavyweight champion of the world, Hulk Hogan! (Hulk comes out) My man is here!

Jesse:
I'm impressed and I don't impress easy. Now, for this discussion, may I present, fifteen years undefeated, the eighth wonder of the world, seven foot four, five hundred pounds, (Bobby Heenan leads Andre the Giant out) Andre-- woah! the Giant!

Hogan:
Wait! What's going on here? Hold on man. What are you doing with him? You guys aren't together, come on man. Andre, what are you doing here with Heenan? What's wrong? Andre, man, you can't be here with him. Don't you know what Heenan's done to me? To these people out here since you've been gone? It can't be so! Andre, listen to me, day one when I set my eyes on you brother, you're the reason why I got in professional wrestling. You were like a god to me, a role model! You can't be here with him man! You're the one who took me all the way from nothing to the world's title! Andre, you can't be with him man.

Bobby:
Let me tell you something--

Hogan:
No, no, wait one minute! You're the one who taught me man about respect for the fans, about helping the kids. You're the one who taught me good sportsmanship. You set the mold for me to follow man! What are you doing here with him?

Bobby:
I'll tell you what he's doing here with me. He's sick and tired of you and what you stand for! Let me tell you something Hogan, you're the one that for three years as world's champion used this man! You're also the varmint that made this man tick! I can't tell you what they think of! You used this man! They gave him a trophy, but no that wasn't good enough. It was a lower trophy than yours. But you had to walk out and steal that moment! You're so jealous of this man, you can't stand it! This is the man for fifteen years that is undefeated! But did you ever once--

Hogan:
No man, you're wrong! You're wrong, you're wrong! The day when I won the world title, he poured champagne over my head! It was like a bond of friendship. You're wrong Heenan!

Bobby:
Did you ever once, once in your life offer him a championship match? You laughed behind his back!

Hogan:
No Andre! Listen, it's not happening! Tell me it's not so man! Even you came here with him, you don't have to leave with him! (places his hands on Andre) It's not happening!

Andre:
Take your hands off my shoulders!

Bobby:
He's got one more thing to say to you Hogan!

Andre:
Look at me when I'm talking to you! I'm here for one reason, to challenge you for the world championship match in WrestleMania!

Hogan:
Andre, please no it's not happening man. We're friends! We're friends Andre, please!

Bobby:
You can't believe it? Maybe you'll believe this Hogan!

[Andre tears the t-shirt and cross off of Hogan and throws it to the ground, then leaves with Bobby and Jesse]

Hogan:
Andre, what are you doing man? You can't leave like this man! What are you doing Andre? You can't, my cross, the shirt! What's wrong with him man? He can't leave like this!

Piper:
You're bleeding.

Hogan:
It's not, Andre come back man! You don't have to leave like this! What has he done?

Piper:
You're bleeding. You're bleeding. Come. Come.