The Big Bang Theory, Season 5

Penny:
That was a really nice dinner. I'm glad you asked me out again.

Leonard:
Me too. I missed you.

Penny:
You see me all the time. Are you sure you just don't miss the sex?

Leonard:
Well, yeah. Sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?

Penny:
I have. You are... not wrong. [pauses] I just think if we're gonna try dating again, we should take things slow.

Leonard:
Oh, I can take it slow. Have I ever told you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? To this day, she doesn't know we were going out. Made it easier on her when I broke things off.

Penny:
Okay, well maybe not THAT slow.

Leonard:
How about this? Are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?

Penny:
Yup, just for fun, let's say I'm not.

Leonard:
Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. We could do that. If we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, let's say, hey, we found a bug and report it so it can be fixed.

Penny:
You mean like a Beta test?

Leonard:
Technically, this would be an Alpha test. A Beta test requires the people that weren't involved in the development of the app...

Penny:
Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing Beta test?