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The Big Bang Theory, Season 5

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Penny:
All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.

Sheldon:
Penny, you're not trained, you're not licensed, and most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.

Penny:
All right, honey, look. We've known each other for a long time now, right? I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you, I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.

Leonard:
I'm sorry, what?

Penny:
It's a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.

Sheldon:
Amy, what do you think?

Amy:
There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.

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