The Big Bang Theory, Season 5

Raj:
Howard and Bernadette, the five of us stand before you as your friends and newly ordained ministers.

Mrs. Wolowitz:
LOUDER!

Bernadette:
They all got ordained! They're all marrying us! It's adorable! You want to hear it come closer!

Raj:
Please, guys. When I look at the two of you starting your lives together it fills… my heart… it fills my heart. Forget it, I need a minute.

Penny:
All right. Howard and Bernadette. I know you two planned on getting married in a big fancy wedding, but when you're in love in doesn't matter where or how these things happen. It just matters that you have each other.

Leonard:
Hmm.

Penny:
Problem?

Leonard:
No.

Sheldon:
I think the Reverend Hofstader is making an ironic connection between your statement about love and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom.

Penny:
Oh, grow up.

Leonard:
I didn't say it.

Amy:
That's enough from the both of you!

Penny:
Well, he started it.

Amy:
Well, I'm ending it! Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also wanted you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.

Leonard:
Thank you, Amy. Very touching. Howard and Bernadette. You are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other and that's the strongest kind of love because at its core it has kindness, patience and respect. Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.

Sheldon:
Would you like some aloe vera? Cause you just got burned. All right, my turn. Howard. Bernadette. {Klingon}.

Bernadette:
Sheldon! I told you no Klingon!

Sheldon:
Fine, I'll do it in English. But it loses something. The need to find another human being to share one's life has always puzzled me. Maybe because I am so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own. The Klingon would have made you cry.

Raj:
I believe you two have prepared vows.

Bernadette:
Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you this is going to be short and sweet. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.

Howard:
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski.

Mrs. Wolowitz:
SPEAK UP.

Howard:
From now on she's the only woman that can yell at me! Until I met you I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person. And now I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.

Ministers:
By the power invested in us by the state of California...

Sheldon:
..and the Klingon High Council...

Ministers:
..we now pronounce you husband and wife.