The Big Bang Theory, Season 6

Bernadette:
I'm really sorry that they took Sheldon's spot away. He shouldn't have to suffer just because Howard's such a big deal now.

Amy:
I know. Sheldon should just let Howard have his little moment in the sun.

Bernadette:
What's that supposed to mean?

Amy:
Well, Howard's never going to space again, but Sheldon will always be a genius.

Bernadette:
You're right. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

Amy:
If and when?

Penny:
All right. Maybe we should change the subject. Amy, how are your lady parts? Still chilly down there?

Bernadette:
Hang on. Hey. None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven. My husband actually went to outer space.

Amy:
That's an impressive accomplishment. He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who now know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.

Penny:
You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax. My..my sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape. [Laughs] It's a bad idea.

Bernadette:
Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Penny:
Damn.

Amy:
Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his MOTHER! And yes, that's a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb.

Penny:
Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs.

Bernadette:
I don't have to take this. I'm going to go home and have sex with my husband right now! Maybe I'll let him do it to me in a parking spot; which sounds dirty, but I didn't mean it that way!