The Big Bang Theory, Season 6

Howard:
Sir, I'm flattered that you invited me, and I really want you to like me, but I don't think this trip is the way to do it. And I can't return these things if there's chunks of duck all over them.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
So, why'd you agree to come?

Howard:
'Cause Bernadette made me.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
I tried to back out, too. My wife said I had to go.

Howard:
Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.

Howard:
So, what do we do now? They expect us to go away for the weekend.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
Ah. There's an Indian casino near Palm Springs. You know how to shoot craps?

Howard:
No, but I'm not a stranger to dice games. I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
Mazel tov. I'll teach you how to play.

Howard:
Really? Thank you, sir.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
Call me Mike.

Howard:
Okay. Oh, boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike?

Mr. Rostenkowski:
That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.

Howard:
Great couple of gals.

Mr. Rostenkowski:
I wouldn't go that far.