The Big Bang Theory, Season 6

[Lucy knocks at Raj's door.]

Raj:
Just a sec. Oh, I said 'just a sec'. I hate myself. [Opens door.] Hello.

Lucy:
Hi.

Raj:
Would you like to come in?

Lucy:
Um. No. I can't stay.

Raj:
Oh.

Lucy:
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for running out of the coffee shop. That wasn't cool. So, ah, yeah. I'm sorry.

Raj:
Wait. Can you at least tell me what went wrong? It's okay, I can take anything. Unless it's something I did or said or am, 'cause those are like my buttons.

Lucy:
No. It's not any of that. It's just I kind have a hard time around people I don't know.

Raj:
Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night?

Lucy:
I've been trying to force myself into situations that I'm not comfortable with. I saw the flyer in the store window and I made myself go in. I don't even like comic books.

Raj:
Yeah, me neither.

Lucy:
Then what were you doing in there?

Raj:
I lied. I love them. I only said that so you would go out with me.

Lucy:
You don't want to do that. I'm kind of broken.

Raj:
That's great! I'm broken too.

Lucy:
Oh no you're not.

Raj:
Oh I totally am. If it wasn't for this beer I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks either. Like diagnosable psychological problems. Maybe brain damage.

Lucy:
Well. How do I know you're not just saying that?

Raj:
Go out with me on one date and I promise you you'll see.

Lucy:
OK. Text me. Bye.

Raj:
You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you ever met. [To himself.] And that, boys and girls, is how it's done.