The Big Bang Theory, Season 6

Raj:
Thanks again for letting me drag girls' night.

Penny:
Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue. I've slept with guys for less. [Everyone stares at her.] It's a joke! Based on real events.

Raj:
Anyway I was hoping I could pick your brains a little. I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.

Amy:
Well, evolutionary biology says that women are attractive to a man who is steady in the face of danger So I recommend an unsafe environment. A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Picnic near a lunatic asylum. A wine tasting on skid row.

Raj:
Lucy has some social anxiety issues. Maybe we could start with something simpler.

Bernadette:
Why don't you take her to Disneyland? You can go on Space Mountain; you're in the dark, she's holding onto you.

Penny:
Yeah, you just have to remember that that ride is shorter then you think. And they take a picture at the end so make sure you have all your clothes back on. [Everyone stares at her] It's a joke!! ...Based on real events.