The Big Bang Theory, Season 7

Sheldon:
Well. You sit back, relax and enjoy a beloved childhood memory. You see that cabin there. I read they were illegally squatting on Indian land. Well, personally I think what we did to the Native Americans was wrong, but this is your favorite show, not mine. Oh look at little Laura Ingalls eating that peanut butter sandwich. Peanut butter, huh. That's strange since peanut butter wasn't introduced until the early 1900's. [Amy stops smiling.] If I knew this show was about time travel I would have watched it much sooner.

Amy:
[Amy stops the show.] You're trying to get back at me for what I said about" Raiders of the Lost Ark".

Sheldon:
That's silly. Almost as silly as Dr. Baker having a telephone since telephones only existed in large cities at the time. It's more like Little House on the Preposterous.

Amy:
Sheldon were in a relationship. When you get angry, tell me. You don't need to seek revenge.

Sheldon:
Are you sure? Every time my Dad stayed out all night my Mom put hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.

Amy:
Well, that's not how we're going to do it.

Sheldon:
Well, fine. I'm mad at you. Not only did you ruin Raiders for me but you may have ruined the whole franchise, except for the fourth one which was bad before you got your mitts on it.

Amy:
I shouldn't have said it. I'm sorry.

Sheldon:
Thank you.

Amy:
You feel better?

Sheldon:
Yes. But not as good when I tell you, your precious Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays. He's a cat. He doesn't have a job.