The Big Bang Theory, Season 7

Bernadette:
You know, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still lived across from him.

Amy:
And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.

Penny:
We do?

[Sheldon is sorting laundry and Penny enters.]

Penny:
Hey, Sheldon.

Sheldon:
Hello.

Penny:
Doing laundry?

Sheldon:
Of course I'm doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I'm in a laundry room, so… I believe your inference is justified.

Penny:
Oh my inference is justified. Sheldon you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who is wearing them.

Penny:
[Listening to the story.] OK, that's enough.

Guys:
Disagree.

Penny:
[pointing to her bra] So what do you think?

Sheldon:
A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.

Penny:
Please Sheldon, I need you.

Sheldon:
To what?

Penny:
To take me.

Sheldon:
I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.

Penny:
Come on, Sheldon. You and me right here.

Sheldon:
Penny for the thousandth time. I'm saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.

Penny:
I think I know how to change your mind.

Guys:
That's enough.