The Big Bang Theory, Season 7

Leonard:
[on the phone] Yes, how much for a hundred long stemmed red roses? Really? How much for three?

Penny:
[entering] Hey.

Leonard:
I'll call you back.

Penny:
Look I know you we're trying to help with your Star Wars thing. I didn't mean to call it idiotic.

Leonard:
Well, I don't think you called it idiotic.

Penny:
Oh. Sorry. I meant to. Anyway. Um. I was just upset with myself. I wasn't mad at you. I feel like everything is falling apart.

Leonard:
Come on. It's okay.

Penny:
No it's not okay. Look at me. Okay. I took a temp job as a waitress like forever ago and I'm still doing it. And I can't quit because guess what I can't do anything else. And I finally get my big break. And it goes away. I'm such a mess.

Leonard:
No, you're not.

Penny:
Really? 'Cause this morning at Starbucks a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn't the only one in there.

Leonard:
Okay, listen to me; this is just a minor setback.

Penny:
No it's not. I've been out here for like ten years and have nothing to show for it.

Leonard:
Well, you have me.

Penny:
You're right. I do have you. Hmm. Let's get married.

Leonard:
What?

Penny:
Ohh. [kneeling] Leonard Hofstadter. Will you marry me?

Leonard:
Umm.

Penny:
Did you seriously just say, "Umm?"

Leonard:
Look you know I love you, but you're…you're drunk and sad and feeling lost…

Penny:
Okay. So-so, you don't want to marry me?

Leonard:
That is not what I said.

Penny:
No, forget it. I take it back, the offer's off the table.

Sheldon:
[entering] Who is in the mood to laugh?

Leonard:
Really not a good time.

Sheldon:
But I used science to construct the perfect joke.

Penny:
I'm going to go.

Leonard:
Penny don't.

Penny:
No, no. I just need to be alone.