The Young Ones, Series 1

Title Card:
Underneath the Staircase: A Look at Everyday Life Beneath the Stairs

Cloth:
Oh dear me, ma'am. I know it's our job to look after the young gentlemen as best we can, but I can't help but feel Young Master Neil do treat us very rough sometimes.

Brush:
And so he should, young Lucy, for we love it. The complete negation of our personalities, the mind numbing servility, and the eighteen-hour day, and we expect no reward but a staircase over our heads.

Polish Spray:
Oh yes, the personal abuse is our lot. And the further back you go, the better it was!

Brush:
Now, everyone, the masters are coming downstairs to beat us. Not a peep out of you. Best behaviour, or you'll have me to answer to!