The Young Ones, Series 1

Vyvyan's Mum:
Well aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

Vyvyan:
Oh yeah. Uh, this is a friend of mine called Mike... uh... this is a friend of mine called Neil...

Neil:
Hello.

Vyvyan:
And that's a complete bastard I know called Rick.

Rick:
[laughing] He's just joshing, Mrs. Vyvyan, we're actually terrific friends.

Vyvyan's Mum:
Ooh-ah. He is a bastard, isn't he?

Rick:
Tell me, Mrs Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?

(Vyvyan punches Rick in the face, knocking him out of his chair and onto the floor. Vyvyan's Mum steps over to Rick and kicks him.]