The Young Ones, Series 1

Rick:
Hey! Wouldn't it be a-mazing if all this money was real?

Vyvyan:
That is the single most predictable... and BORING thing that anybody, could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.

Rick:
What about 'Vyvyan'? I can say 'Vyvyan' can't I? Tht's boring.

Vyvyan:
You have won second prize in a beauty contest...

[Rick Laughs]

Vyvyan:
...smash Rick over the head with the bank!

[Vyvyan attacks Rick]

Rick:
It did not say that! Michael, Vyvyan is cheating!

Vyvyan:
Mike?

Mike:
No, he's right, Rick: that's exactly what it says.

Rick:
In biro, Mike! In biro over the top of the print!

Vyvyan:
But we have to change the rules because Monopoly's so boring!

Rick:
Congratulations, it is your birthday, you may set fire to Rick's Bed.

Vyvyan:
Good one!

Rick:
Get out of jail free: you may keep this card, sell it or stick it up Rick's bottom! Vyvyan, you've ruined the game!

Vyvyan:
I WAS BORED!

Mike:
It gets worse! Neil's gone down to the garden to kill himself... and it's his go.