The Young Ones, Series 2

Mike:
Right, that's it, we're going to the launderette, now!

Vyvyan:
We can't Mike.

Mike:
Why not?

Vyvyan:
Because they don't open for another eight hours. It's midnight.

Mike:
Right, that's it, we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now.

[close-up on the guys' feet as they run up the stairs. Immediately the light comes up, a cock crows, and close-up on their feet as they run down the stairs. The guys alight in the living room. The actors are all in the wrong characters and costumes.]

"Vyvyan":
[Rik Mayall dressed as Vyvyan] Ah, morning! Completely brilliant! Let's go to the launderette.

"Rick":
[Nigel Planer dressed as Rick] Oh, oh, so it's completely brilliant. And now we've all got to go to the launderette just because Vyvyan says so! It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Neil, I hate you.

"Neil":
[Christopher Ryan dressed as Neil] Oh, wow, don't bring me down and hassle me, Rick. I'm really confused. [to camera] I'm just not feeling myself today.

"Rick":
Mike, you could do a really good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself!

"Vyvyan":
[grabbing "Rick" by the collar] Shut up, or I'll kill you!

"Mike":
[Adrian Edmonson dressed as Mike] OK, guys, come on. As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. I want to wash my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. Let's go!

"Vyvyan":
Right. [points to "Rick"'s hat] And take that stupid girly bonnet off!

["Rick" takes off his hat, and Neil's long hair tumbles out]

"Neil":
Right, let's go.

[They all jump up into the air and disappear. Cut to a city street outside the launderette. The guys appear, and the actors are now back in the correct characters]

Vyvyan:
God! That was quick!

[They enter the launderette. Vyvyan's dust-bin liner full of laundry emits green smoke. A pair of knickers is too slow in following him. Vyvyan points at the knickers.]

Vyvyan:
Oi!

[The knickers fly into the launderette after him. Several people flee the launderette, choking and gagging]