The Young Ones, Series 2

Washing Machine:
[spits out the guys' dirty clothes] No way!

Neil:
Oh, wow! Techno-fear! It's happening again, all the machines are ganging up on me! Vyvyan!

Vyvyan:
Get out of the way, Neil! Me and machinery have a very special understanding. Now then, don't give me any gyp, you bastard. [All the machines close on them] Oh dear! [clears throat] This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. [to machine] Oh, la-di-dah! Look what I found in my laundry bag! All of Felicity Kendal's underwear, and it needs a good wash!

Washing Machine:
[opens up] Phwoar!

Vyvyan:
Now!

[Rick and Mike frantically load the clothes into the machine while Vyvyan and Neil hold it open]