The Young Ones, Series 2

Bambi:
Hello, and welcome to another edition of University Challenge. This week, the teams represent Footlights College, Oxbridge...

Audience:
Rah! Rah! Rah! We're going to smash the oiks!

Bambi:
Yes, that's the spirit. And Scumbag College.

S.P.G.:
Oh aye! Up Scumbag! Up Scumbag!

[Audience boo at Scumbag]

S.P.G.:
See you, Teddy bear! Come here! [hits Teddy bear]

Bambi:
Yes, well representing Footlights, we have Lord Monty...

Lord Monty:
Hello.

Bambi:
Lord Snot...

[Lord Snot gives a posh-sounding laugh and sips champagne]

Bambi:
Ms. Money-Sterling...

[Ms. Money-Sterling also gives a posh-sounding laugh and sips champagne]

Bambi:
...and Mr. Kendal Mintcake.

Kendal Mintcake:
Hi!

Bambi:
And representing Scumbag, we have Mike...

Mike:
Hello.

Bambi:
Prick...

[A startled Rick looks to see a 'p' written in front of his name]

Bambi:
Vyvyan... and Neil.

Neil:
Vegetable rights and peace.