The Young Ones, Series 2

Helen:
I hope you don't mind me spending the night, but I was desperate for somewhere to stay. And when I saw you had all gone away for the weekend, I climbed in the kitchen window, found an empty bed, and went to sleep.

Rick:
No, no, no, darling. No. It wasn't an empty bed, was it? Cause I was in there!

Helen:
Were you? You weren't when I woke up.

Neil:
Rick, you bloody liar! You said you'd done it to her- [To Helen] he said he'd done it with you.

Rick:
Look, there's obviously been some ghastly misunderstanding-!

Vyvyan:
Ah ha ha ha ha! Rick is STILL A VIRGIN!

Rick:
I'm not! I'm not a-

Vyvyan:
Virgin, virgin, virgin!