The Young Ones, Series 2

Mike:
Who are you?

Knight:
I'm a Knight, of the Square Table.

Mike:
'Square' Table?

Knight:
Well, King Arthur doesn't think I'm cool and hip enough to be at the Round Table, on account of some of my suits of armour still have flares.

Mike:
You can't get much squarer than that.

Neil:
No shut up, Mike! [To Knight] There's nothing wrong with flares.

Knight:
Mm, and I'm not really into war at all. Look, flowers on the end of my lance!

Neil:
Wow!

Knight:
And if I ever have to fight a dragon, I try and see it from the dragon's point of view.

Neil:
[To audience] Aww, it's beautiful! A Hippie Knight!

Knight:
[Knocks out Neil with a Morningstar] Sorry man, but it's my job.