The Young Ones, Series 2

Neil:
Vyv, will you shut up, you're giving me tunnel vision!

Rick:
STOP SHOUTING NEIL!!

Neil:
Stop shouting yourself!

Rick:
I AM NOT SHOUTING!!

Neil:
Yes, you are!

Rick:
I BLOODY WELL AM NOT!!! IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SHOUTING MATEY THIS IS IT!!!

[Rick starts yelling like a baby, whilst Vyvyan lights a Molotov cocktail]

Vyvyan:
It's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easygoing approach to communal living.

[Vyvyan throws the Molotov cocktail into Rick's bedroom, which explodes]

Rick:
Oh, well, how ruddy considerate, Vyvyan. Thank you very much!

Neil:
Yeah, thanks, Vyv. That petrol bomb's really cleared my sinuses.

Vyvyan:
Why aren't you dead?!

Rick:
I'm not prepared to discuss it with you, Vyvyan. You will be hearing from my solicitors in the morning. I'm going to write to my MP.