The Young Ones, Series 2

Vyvyan:
Rick, Shut Up, or I'll tell everybody here that you have an iron-on cartoon worm on the back of your Y-fronts that says "Girl Bait".

Rick:
Oh! Been going through my Y-fronts, have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it?

Vyvyan [panics]:
Yes! As a matter of fact, I do, Rick! I really, really fancy you! And I wanna give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!

Rick [Creeped Out]:
[stammers] You hear that, Mike? Vyvyan's gone all funny! He says he wants to kiss my bottom!

Vyvyan:
Did I say "kiss you on the bottom?" Oh, beg my pardon, I meant to say "stick a pickaxe through your spinal column"!